One of America's favorite gossip-producing queens, Jennifer Lopez recently visited Zamunda with her ex-beau, Ben Affleck to "discuss their engagement" before ultimately deciding to break it off after the production of a horrid movie, Gigli, that should never be watched. Seriously. Even if you're using it as a drinking game. Trust us.

Locals said J-Lo hung out in the sun and relished the break from the paparazzi and reporters. Zamundans largely avoided Ms. Lopez, frightened off by her excessive makeup. Indeed, the only harassement the artist encountered was from a love-struck American backpacker who insisted that Gigli was the best move he'd ever seen, with the exception of Mariah Carey's equally offensive flick, Glitter.